Beware Of Moon Dogs

When Moon people cry they dissolve in precisely 58 seconds. This only happens if they cry outdoors.

The resulting puddle is licked up by Moon dogs who inherit the soul of the Moon person who blubbed. They then take on the characteristics and behaviour of the original tear shredder concerned.

This explains why Moon dogs have multiple personality disorders because on average, Moon dogs lick 20,000 puddles in a lifetime. It’s wise never to trust a Moon dog. You don’t know who it’s been.

A word of caution: never tickle a Moon dog or let it chase you in a yellow zone.