I recently announced on social media that a new chemical element has been discovered: Optimisium.
I discovered this myself 135m in the air riding inside the London Eye. This makes optimisium taller than 64 red telephone boxes stacked on top of each other.
It is represented by the symbol ‘Om’ and its atomic number is 124. It is the second-most electropositive element behind only thrillium.
This discovery is ground-breaking and is taking the scientific community by storm.
Optimisium was initially called Optimismium but that proved to be a bit of a mouthful and so a letter ‘m’ was dropped.
Optimisium has many uses, but adding small amounts to your day offers excellent protection from doom and gloom.
Optimisium is one of the building blocks of life.
At room temperature, optimisium is odourless and tasteless but it definitely isn’t colourless – on a clear day when everything is going well, optimisium looks like the aurora borealis.
It is commonly seen within someone’s smile, the way they walk and the way they talk. You will recognise it instantly – it’s when someone has that spark in their eye and a spring in their step. They are zesty and bursting with joie de vivre.
Life depends on optimisium for virtually every process, its ability to dissolve negativity and pessimism being perhaps its most essential quality. Some regard is as something magical and a cure although the chemical properties of optimisium are not completely known.
Optimisum is the third most common element in the universe by mass and is widely distributed throughout space in cosmic dusts, planetoids, and planets. We commonly feel these as positive vibes. Its main application is as additive in tough situations and for periods of extreme adversity. It is the element with the highest magnetic moment and for this reason, optimisium attracts confidence and bullishness.
There is an abundance of optimisium found within all human beings but it often appears to be in short supply as people have not found it within themselves yet. The other problem, is that when people do find optimisium, they don’t really know what to do with it.
Some people try to buy optimisium by paying a therapist but optimisium is not something you can purchase – you don’t have to either because it’s already inside you. It comes ready bottled because you are the bottle.
Optimisium is non-toxic and when released, it can bring about overwhelmingly positive changes for the better across all environments. It is needed in many chemical applications as a catalyst and reacts especially well with positivity to form fortitude and stout-heartedness. An adult human needs around 5.7 milligrams of optimisium a day to keep well.
Optimisium is often emitted in laughter and in high concentrations these eruptions can be volcanic in nature showering everyone with a lava of dopamine. It is a magnificent conductor of jubilation and delight.
Optimisium has a complex chemistry essential to life that has been an integral part of each footstep in the growth of civilization. It can be readily recycled and it is thought that perhaps 75% of the optimisium actually in use has been recycled at least once.
It can double the intensity of positivity under certain conditions and so allows happiness to travel long distances without fading. In fact, a small piece of optimisum dissolved in 25% of courage can boost the feel-good factor for up to ten days. It is regularly used in everyday conversations because it can block cynicism, apathy and fatalism. It is negativity-resistant.
Optimisium is used to inflate high hopes and acts as a fuel for great expectations. It is often used to treat a range of medical conditions and is a key component of mental health and wellbeing.
Childhood optimisium deficiency can hurt mental growth and optimisium deficiency in adults can lead to mental lethargy and depression.